How Not to Build a Website – Raise Your Online Presence the Wrong Way
A few months ago, a business group of which we’re a member asked (demanded) a presentation from us. Believe it or not, yammering on about how clever we are bores us rigid. So we thought we’d try something different – “How Not to Build a Website”.
Against all expectations … it went down pretty well. It even garnered some praise. So we thought …
“Heck! why don’t we let everyone see it?”
So here it is …
In this engaging, unmissable video – characterised by unassailably professional production values – you will learn:
- How to cheaply and efficiently pick a winning domain name
- How to make expert typographical decisions
- Find out why your website needs more Zing … and Pzazz
- Why copyright doesn’t matter
- Why copywriting doesn’t matter
- Why hosting just doesn’t matter
- … and why your opinion is the best.
What can possibly go wrong?
So Grab Your Pringles, Put Your Feet Up …
Time for our feature presentation:
So That’s It!
You’ve sunk a pile of time into your new website, you’ve spent some cash and risked a blood feud with your brother-in-law. So, whatever you do, don’t tell anyone about it. No blog posts, no social media, no SEO, nothing.
You’ve built it so they will come.
Never lose site of the fact that, should you follow these instructions to the letter, you too could have a site almost as good as: http://www.merciatouristboard.org.uk
The world is yours padawan.
If You Enjoyed This
Don’t bother contacting Little Fire Digital, they probably won’t have biscuits.
They’ll give you all sorts of advice … some of it you may not even want to hear. They won’t even charge you for a lot of it … idiots.
They might have helped others make millions but who cares? Whatever you do …
DO NOT CLICK THIS BUTTON!
